Odd Recipes from Cool Writers

Below is a recipe from one of Donita K. Paul's writer friends.
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Douglas Hirt's Ratskinner's Stew
No rats were harmed in the making of this recipe!

Doug says this about Ratskinner's Stew: "This recipe
is extremely simple to make, out of necessity. But first a little history. Way back in the late 1970s, when I was working on my Masters degree in biology, I was employed by a natural history museum, and we did contract work
for the Department of Energy. We did the first biological baseline studies for what is called WIPP -- Waste Isolation Pilot Project. The location was a few thousand arid acres of southern New Mexico desert real estate near Carlsbad, New Mexico. Kathy and I were dating part of this time, and married the other part of it.

"Our job was to collect critters. Some were simply tagged and released,
to study home range. Others were collected to be added to the museum's collection so that if, say 50 years down the road, grasshopper mice started developing three ears (presumable because of the nuclear waste buried at WIPP) scientists would have original, uncontaminated specimens to compare them to--just to make sure three ears were not the normal configuration. The short of this story is, when we weren't camped out in tents, in sweltering heat, in the middle of nowhere, we were back in the laboratory skinning rats. Now you know
where the name comes from--and why I am not a professional biologist these days. 

"One of our favorite meals in the field, because it was tasty and easy, and could be prepared at a moment's notice--generally in-between the dust devils that would roar with railroad regularity through our camp, demolishing tents and johns and scattering equipment hither and yon--was Ratskinner's Stew."

Okay, so now that I have you salivating, here is the famous recipe. PLEASE NOTE! No actual rats are harmed in this procedure!"

It is very easy, or we wouldn't have loved it so:

1 can of chili with meat and beans (Cheap and greasy is preferable)
1 can corn with chili peppers (spicier is better)
1 can of tamales (the product I use is wrapped in high-quality greasy paper, and is not made of genuine corn husks. After all, were not preparing Broadmoor cuisine here.)

Mix all ingredients together in a large pot and put the pot over an open fire or a Coleman stove (regular kitchen stove works in a pinch.) Heat until bubbling and immediately serve in tin enameled bowls. Make sure every member of your group gets at least one tamale. Two is better. You can sometimes arrange this by tricking a couple members of the group to go out and check a trap line, or run a lagomorph census just before you begin cooking.

 

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